Bad Popsicle Stick Jokes

Here are some original jokes that wouldn't work too well on children's food:

Q: Why did the camel have a lump on it's back?

A: The camel had cancer.

Q: Why do polar bears have strong hands?

A: To crush the skulls of baby seals and then tear the flesh off of their skeletons.

Q: Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

A: Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the boy leave his backpack on the playground?

A: Because a pedophile kidnapped him and is now raping him in his basement.