Q: Why did the camel have a lump on it's back?
A: The camel had cancer.
Q: Why do polar bears have strong hands?
A: To crush the skulls of baby seals and then tear the flesh off of their skeletons.
Q: Why did the girl fall off of the swing?
A: Because she had no arms.
Q: Why did the boy leave his backpack on the playground?
A: Because a pedophile kidnapped him and is now raping him in his basement.
