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Whats up dawgs,

As I sit here thinking about where teeth come from (give it a thought, it will blow your mind), I would like to bring everyone up to date on where our, once promising, lives are headed.

Adam is currently unemployed and living in his parents basement. Somehow, he still finds time to get blackout drunk every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and sometimes Tuesday's. On Sunday's, Adam is down at the homeless shelter.....laughing.....really hard. If anyone in the Raleigh, NC area needs a part-time laborer/full-time camelsniffer, look no further, Adam is your man.

Scotty 2 Hotty is currently working as a weatherman for a local network. They hired him based purely on his looks. As most of you can tell, he doesnt have too much going on upstairs, but damn is he sexy, and pretty solid in bed (judging from the screams that kept me up last night). I knew I should have called top bunk. Some of the girls he brings home barely fit through the door, imagine trying to sleep with that weight suspended 3 feet above your head. And the smell, I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Finally, what you all have been waiting to hear about, Daniel J Roper Maniel (thats me). At night, I am working as the birthday party magician at Pooter's Pizza Pantry. It's a long story, but during the day I actually work at a staffing agency in Raleigh and I found myself the job. Some might call that selfish, but if you saw the way I make a 15 inch cucumber disappear (grow up, its magical), you would change your tune. I am in a quandary of what city I should move to and what I should do with my life, so any ideas are much appreciated, unless they are stupid ideas, then keep them to yourself. I mean, why would you waste my time? seriously?

Sorry to our fans about the lack of videos, we all just graduated from college and considering that we act like 12 year olds, we're a little lost. But, on the flip side, we are working together on our material and will be putting some good stuff out there ASAP. We're comin for you Derrick Comedy, Smosh, and even you What the buck? Watch out Buck, your gay guy impression is pretty good, but Scott has been practicing.

Oh yea, we got banned from youtube for making fun of gay people, or something gay like that, and had to make a new account. Here is the new link. Watch, laugh, watch more, subscribe, http://www.youtube.com/thecoveshorts

Thanks, we love you all. More to come soon.

Vote DeMint,

The Cove guys.

Top 5 animal videos

Hey jerks!   

well since we dont have anything new to show you, i thought i would share my top 5 favorite animal videos.  They are pretty good.  Ordered from best to worst:

1: Cat Attacks Baby

2: Ape Kills Cat

3: Monkey Vs. Dog

4:Hurricane Bear

5: Stealth Cat