Jammyriffic Things

These are a few lists of totally super awesome things:

5 Best modes of transportation:
1. Body Surfing
2. Escalator
3. Scootering
4. Teleportation/Portals
5. Hang gliding

3 things made to bury:
1. Time Capsule
2. Land Mines
3. Potatoes

Unpopular Super Powers that I could deal with:
1. Skin that seeps poison (like poison dart frogs)
2. Microwave Vision (to cook hot pockets, not babies)
3. No Need for Sleepability (Sleeping is for pussies, but I'd still nap here and there)
4. Perfect understanding of angles (to hang paintings with ease and probably impress girls)
5. Ability to speak to/understand Dogs (do you need an explanation?)

6 Names I would never name my kids:
1. Herman
2. Terrance
3. Kevin
4. Zachary
5. Stella
6. Caroline

Other excellence:
1. Transforming Sponges (Just add water)
2. Kids that wear multiple collared shirts
3. Getting drunk and then giving homeless people dollars and then forcing them to buy alcohol with it because everyone knows they're gonna. You're not buying a happy meal with that, you probably dont even have a kid.
4. Saying wazzzaaaaaa! even though that commercial was like 9 years ago.
5. LenDale White.


West side,

Danimal