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The Love Language Experience

Yo son,

Last night, Scott, Adam, and myself went to see our old buddy, Tom's, band play in Chapel Hill, NC and they were pretty sweet. The band's name is "The Love Language" and they put on a supremely entertaining show. Go download "Lalita" or "Manteo", you'll be tappin' your foot like Adam Barefoot taps asses, HARD. They are touring the U.S. right now, if you like music and they come to your town, you should go see them and chant for Tommy because he bangs those drums like Michael J Fox trapped in a gong factory after he's had 1 too many red bull vodkas.

Another bonus was that they had a few opening bands that were also pretty diabetic! (in a good way, I think that's Type II) The band's names were "Oh Captain My Captain" and "Max Indian." It worked out to be a great night because usually with lesser known bands you get one opener in there that isnt so good but you can't leave because the band would totally notice and maybe even call you out over the mic....how embarassing. I never felt that way, hooray! But, when I looked around at everyone in the audience, why did I see so many darn "unique individuals" with the stupid Kanye West sunglasses on and wearing backpacks to a night out of music and drinking fun? I felt like a guy wearing a cape and top hat could show up at any time and not to defend us concert-goers from criminal action. Now, I don't wanna get started on what I hate about people so I'll just give them a pass...maybe the lighting was refracted off of the snare drum into their retinas and maybe they needed a change of clothes for when their dancing in place for so long stretches our their black, straight leg jeans. I'm guessing everybody has heard the saying, "the tighter your pants, the cooler you dance." Well, it was in full effect last night. The only drawback was that the guys were the ones with the tight pants.

To finish off the night, we ate Jimmy John's and made prank phone calls. If you would like a prank phone call from us (and they are fucking good), leave your phone number in the comments section and we can make it happen. We may have even filmed a few of them, if this is the case, they should be on youtube soon.

and here is a live video of The Love Language playing Manteo

Peace, love, chicken grease,

Danny

Realte' Stallworth

I saw a picture of Donte' Stallworth, Wide Receiver for the Cleveland Browns, on the news and laughed because of how much he looks like Real from "I Love NY." Here is a picture:

Sorry if you dont know who one or both of these dudes are, I have a wide variety of pop culture tastes...

BONUS ROUND!!!

This is why most music got ruined:

1. rapping is easy. "i have 2 hands, i can pull down my pants, if there were 2 of me there'd be dans, i shoot the rock like rashad mccants"
2. avril lavigne's parents had sex
3 doors down/nickelback are the same band
4. dave matthews is fat and stupid and a rapist/racist
5. jamie foxx can be an r&b musician, jamie foxx? seriously?
6. hippies

Babes and Bibles...

Herro,

I'm not much of a religious person but the Bible is just such a crazy book. The stories, people, places, and things are all written so perfectly that none of it has been proven to be truth or fiction in thousands of years. I hope someone writes a book like that about me; did you know I can dunk a basketball?

If I had to classify myself, I guess I'd say I'm a hopeful Agnostic but classifications aside I definitely think you shouldn't be a selfish asshole in life. If a book can help some people become not as big of A-holes and maybe even develop a conscience, I'm all for it. And I know what some of you are thinking "Hey Dan, aren't you an asshole?" The answer is no, I'm a little bit of a jerk, but it's mainly just the fact that I'm funny and will do most things to make myself laugh, that's different from being a human turdcutter. But anyways, the fact that millions of dollars go towards building churches and hundreds of thousands of lives have been dedicated to religion made me think of some stuff or something...

Scenario to ponder : Let's say you are a 90 year old priest and had dedicated over 3/4ths of your life to religion and teaching the works of God. You passed up nights of passion with tons of mega hottie babeorama's, tons of em (I'm talking like tons because there are so many, not because they weigh a lot). And then on your 90th birthday some scientific evidence comes to light and proves that God/Jesus/The Bible is all made up, a farce. Would you be pissed off and feel you wasted your time or would you be content that you led a good life and taught unselfish ideals?

Oh yea, and i like to look at girls when they're naked....come on, I can't be serious for too long.

-Dbones