I Wish It Was Cool To Be a Nerd When I Was a Kid...

Just look at what's popular these days: Kick-Ass, Harry Potter, wearing large black glasses, plaid shirts, v-necks, and sweaters.

I was watching an NBA playoff game this week and at the post-game conference Lebron James was dressed like Steve Urkel!

If I saw this guy when I was in high school, I would have kicked his ass.

The same goes for Dwyane Wade:

Come here Dwyane, It's wedgie time!!!

And this movie Kick-Ass.

It's a bunch of nerds. McLovin can't be a superhero. He would be shot and killed so fast. Also, is this actor aging like Benjamin Button? Wasn't he a senior in high school in Superbad? Seniors in high-school shouldn't be playing superhero dress-up....

There's even a band called N*E*R*D, so I guess they think it's cool to be a nerd? Maybe they never got swirlys in high school, cause I sure did. It wasn't so fun to be a nerd then, why is it so cool now?

Bad Popsicle Stick Jokes

Here are some original jokes that wouldn't work too well on children's food:

Q: Why did the camel have a lump on it's back?

A: The camel had cancer.

Q: Why do polar bears have strong hands?

A: To crush the skulls of baby seals and then tear the flesh off of their skeletons.

Q: Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

A: Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the boy leave his backpack on the playground?

A: Because a pedophile kidnapped him and is now raping him in his basement.